Its official Rebecca Black's Friday has changed my life. I mean the song itself sucks, and that girl’s voice grates my ears. I'm not trying to be mean, but this girl is no Britney. Not even close. Then how did it change my life, you ask? Because if this girls can get a hundred million hits, just think about how many my reality show is going to get.
So that's it. From now on, I will not eat or sleep until I can finish my reality show. Well, maybe I'll sleep a little; I can't have bags under my eyes. Thank you Rebecca, you and terribly auto-tuned voice have inspired me to dream the impossible.